Done with students for the year, decided to on bein’ a hermit for the four days before camp and summer school starts. Will return to the internet forthwith, probably Sunday night or Monday morning.
M: Tina Furr | P: Drake Murray
Tina says, “This looks like a story. I skip class, I contemplate my decision on top of my car, then I run away forever into the sunset.”so many babes on my dash today! gah! I can’t stand it!
(via pampoovey)
Last day of the school year. Students have started dancing around, lighting shit on fire, might be chanting, “kill the pig” over and over again. Don’t even care.
Still Life with Real and Fake Flowers
So we’re just not going to mention it?
no. no we are not.
I love flowers
(via thealmightyris)
stxii recast: indira varma as khan
#i’m so angry that some other version of me gets to watch this movie in an alternate universe #DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE AU!ME?
(via waldorph)
- the oresteia: well that aeschylated quickly
Waffles: i’m just reading about how this Egyptologist came across jars full of honey
so naturally they started eating itMe: haha
science!Waffles: then one of the party remarked on a hair in the honey he was dipping bread in
they found more hair and pulled on it and ‘the body of a small child appeared, in good state of preservation, with all limbs intact and well dressed, with ornaments’Me: GOOD LORD
Waffles: it is not recorded if any of the party ever ate anything ever again
Me: bluagh guahg
so it was a child in a big jar of honey?
they were really going at it?
not just tasting huhWaffles: yeah they must have been really nomming it
Me: the messed up adventures of winnie the pooh
The Colorful Island of Burano, Italy
The island of Burano, a 40 minute boat ride from Venice, is a beautiful place with an equally colorful history. Burano is an old fishing village, and the fishing traditions of Burano date back to Roman times. Fishing is not the only source of income for Burano. The art of lace making has played a large role in Burano’s history.
Legend has it that a betrothed fisherman out at sea was given a wedding veil by a siren, and when he gave it to his betrothed; everyone tried to replicate it with needlework. Burano lace became famous. King Louis XIV was said to be wearing a Burano lace collar for his coronation and Leonardo Da Vinci purchased a piece for the main altar of the Duomo di Milano.
But what makes Burano different from the rest of the surrounding islands, is its rainbow of houses. Though these houses are beautifully painted and look like artwork, the reason for their vivid colors is quite practical. Years ago, the fishermen painted their houses bright colors so when they were coming home in the fog, they knew whose house was whose. That said, the colors of these houses have been in families for centuries. And, if you want to change the color of your house, you have to send in a request to the government.
(via neil-gaiman)
more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year”
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